-Guy one: "I swear after this project I'm going to go completely postal. But I'm not going to physically harm people. I'm just going to trash their computers."

-Guy two: "You're gonna have to go through me to get to my laptop."

-Me: "Isn't it sad that you would give up your life for your computer?"

-Guy two: "Dude my computer is my life. I wouldn't be able to function without it."



OHMYGAWDIHATEALGORITHMANALYSIS!

I never knew that I was getting a package deal... *sigh*